Acadia After Dark Park Update 2
A new park update is broadcasting from the foggy coast.
Reverend Redbeard
9/5/20251 min read
Good evening, hikers. And thank you for joining another broadcast of Acadia After Dark’s Park Updates, here on ▇▇▇▇▇▇ your favorite community radio show, live from the fog-wrapped coastline where the whispers of the past carry dark secrets... and the rhubarb pie is only mildly possessed.
Kids are heading back to school, and no one is more thrilled than the local black-eyed children, who’ve spent the summer terrorizing unsuspecting visitors to our beloved national park. But with budget cuts, staffing issues and the consolidation of local schools underway, some paranormal investigators warn of... complications.
Also coming up on tonight’s show:
The Black Moon Festival was a resounding success—congratulations to our brave Park Rangers.
Uber or Taxi? Which do our wandering spirits prefer?
And a local politician is making waves, giving working-class voters hope for the first time in years.
The full episode is available on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Keep those lanterns lit and stay safe out there.