Acadia After Dark Park Update 3
A new update is broadcasting to you from the dark place between the trees.
Reverend Redbeard
9/20/20251 min read
Good evening, hikers. Welcome back to Acadia After Dark’s Park Updates, broadcasting live from ▇▇▇▇▇▇ still the number one-rated radio show among French werewolves (or Loup Garou) in Maine and parts of Quebec.
Coming up on tonight’s broadcast:
• The After Dark Park Service is seeking a volunteer to transcribe ancient texts. Must be fluent in Latin, Enochian, and the language the rocks speak when it rains.
• A new invasive parasite has emerged, and it’s doing unspeakable things to our cryptid populations. Spoiler: the Jersey Devil is now mostly teeth.
• And if you spotted an ice cream truck in Bar Harbor this week… it saw you first. Just run.
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