Acadia After Dark Park Update 5

Good evening hikers,

and thank you for tuning in to another broadcast of Acadia After Dark’s Park Updates, coming to you live on ▇▇▇▇▇▇—the finest radio show on this side of the veil. And it’s not just me saying that. Ask the Ouija board tucked in the back of your grandmother’s bookshelf. You know the one.

It has been a busy autumn here in the Park. Between the recent incidents with the Agropelters, the restless stirrings of the local spirits, and last week’s freak accident involving the Specter Moose, we’ve been swamped.

Thankfully, Park Management has granted us permission to bring on a part-time intern to help shoulder the load here at the outpost. This is no ordinary role. The right candidate will need to be fearless, quick-thinking, and—ideally—capable of surviving circumstances that most would politely describe as “adverse.”

Tonight, we’ll be introducing our newest hire… as soon as they arrive. They’re running a little behind schedule, but I’m sure they’ll be along any moment now.

While we wait, here’s a glimpse at what’s ahead on tonight’s broadcast:

• A woman accidentally shot her bird-hunting companion—and the birds say she deserved it.

• Is Bigfoot an anime fan? Recent sightings suggest he might be.

• And with threats of a government shutdown looming, what consequences could this have for our Park?

The new episode is available on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Keep those lanterns lit and stay safe out there.